Creation Myth

Back before time there was no light there was only darkness. Before men even walked this earth there was a god whose name was Chronic- Cinco. And he went at least three years without having a lady friend so then after about 10 prayers or more the lord sky walker sent down a lady and they went from California to meet in the middle of the world in the Atlantic Ocean. While they were doing that they found out that there were plants beginning to have children. And when they met in the middle they soon got married and had 3 kids. Whose names I do not even recall. And they didn’t want men to become as powerful as the gods were.

Well meanwhile while they were doing that they soon found out that the sky and the earth were tangled tightly. And they didn’t know why or even how this even occurred at all. So they told each other that they should go on a quest to find out how and why this has happened in the first place. And as they went on their quest they soon came to notice that the sky was having stars and this became known as the night sky to most of us. So they created water out of minerals and mountains out of rock.

Men were soon created from plants. As they were walking through the dark and creepy woods they soon saw that some of the gods sent floods to kill men. And then soon after that the the gods came to notice that the men were so lonely and so they created women out of clay. And so then after that the men came to worship gods for that. And that’s how the world our solar system and how men and also women were created as well.